The Baby Kangaroo Song

The Baby Kangaroo Song is the first Goofy Song with Alvin.

Lyrics
The Announcer: And now it's time for Goofy Songs with Alvin, the part of the show where Alvin comes out and sings a goofy song. So without further ado, Goofy Songs with Alvin.

(Alvin pops in wearing an oversized cowboy hat)

Alvin: Ladies and Gentlemen. We invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as I, Alvin The Cone, proudly presents....The Baby Kangaroo Song!

(Alvin smiles as the music begins)

Alvin: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo

Yours is pink but mine is blue

First one's small then what about you?

Oh everybody's got a water baby kangraoo-ooooooooooooooooooooo!

I cook my kangaroo delicious stew

(cowboy shoe comes in)

Got his head stuck in a shoe

(puts head in shoe)

Spilled some peanuts, then got the flu

Oh, everybody's got a...

(Lumiere comes in)

Lumiere: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Stop right this instant, what do you think you're doing, Alvin!?

Alvin: Uhh, singing the first goofy song?

Lumiere: No your not! You're being TOO goofy! You can't say everyone's got a baby kangaroo. Everyone does NOT have a baby kangaroo! We were going to get nasty comments and nasty letters saying, "I don't have a baby kangaroo! Where's my baby kangaroo?" And are you sir prepared to deal with that?

Alvin: (stutters) I..I...uh...

Lumiere: I don't think so! So stop being so goofy!

(Lumiere leaves while Alvin lies on the ground)

Alvin: Can we just end this song already?

The Announcer: This has been Goofy Songs with Alvin. Tune in next time to hear Alvin sing:

(Alvin pops in)

Alvin: Everybody's got a water buffalo

Yours was fast but mine was slow

(Lumiere rushes in)

Lumiere: ALIVNNNNNNNNN! (runs over Alvin)

Alvin: Ok. Ok! I'm going!